2026 Bank Holiday (Hypothetical)
Basis: Hypothetical freeze window
What happened
A bank holiday is not a collapse. It is a pause. The government or central bank suspends normal banking operations, freezing withdrawals, transfers, and in some configurations, digital payment systems. The United States has done this before. In 1933, President Roosevelt declared a four day national bank holiday to stop a bank run that was accelerating beyond the system's ability to absorb it. It worked, in the sense that it stopped the run. It did not restore what depositors had already lost.
The 2026 version of this scenario is not modeled on a single triggering event. It is modeled on the class of event where access to digitally held value is temporarily or partially suspended. That includes bank account freezes, exchange halts on digital assets, and payment network disruptions. The freeze itself may be short. The downstream consequences of being unable to meet obligations during the freeze are not necessarily short.
The asset that performs in this scenario is the one you can physically access without asking anyone's permission. That distinction, between assets you hold and assets you have a claim on, is the fault line this scenario runs directly along.
How assets like yours fared
Liquid and cash-equivalent holdings: The model applies a 0.20 multiplier, an 80% loss of accessible value. This does not mean the money is gone. It means it is not accessible. In a freeze scenario, the practical difference between inaccessible value and no value depends entirely on how long the freeze lasts and what obligations come due during it. The multiplier reflects functional unavailability, not permanent destruction.
Digital assets: The model applies a 0.40 multiplier. Exchange halts and payment network disruptions affect custodially held digital assets directly. Self-custodied assets on cold storage are a different category. If you hold cryptocurrency through an exchange rather than in a wallet you control, the distinction matters in this scenario in the same way it matters for any other custodial arrangement. This is an area where mask assignment for specific holdings will be revisited in a future release, as the difference between custodial and self-custodied digital assets has meaningful implications for how the multiplier should apply.
Physical and tangible assets: The model applies a 1.15 multiplier. An asset you hold outright, with no custodian, no exchange, and no bank standing between you and access, does not freeze. Its nominal price may fluctuate. Your ability to access it does not.
Sovereign and government-backed assets: The model applies a 1.30 multiplier. In a bank holiday scenario specifically, government backed instruments benefit from a flight to perceived safety even as the banking system that normally holds them is under stress. This is one of the few scenarios where sovereign assets outperform in the model. The confidence rating on this scenario reflects uncertainty about whether that dynamic would hold in a more severe or prolonged freeze.
This is a hypothetical scenario. The multipliers in this model are informed by historical patterns and current documented conditions, but have not been validated against an actual market event. Lower confidence scores reflect greater uncertainty in how asset classes would behave in practice. We surface this rating transparently because precision matters more to us than false confidence.
The Battle
Your portfolio comes out ahead overall in this scenario — you're still standing, and arguably better off than you started.
Scenario confidence: 35% — this is a hypothetical/forward-looking scenario, treat the numbers as directional rather than precise.
Asset-by-asset breakdown
Bitcoin
0.5 Coins
Why this number
- ×0.40 Exchange halts hit custodially held coins directly
S&P 500 ETF
20.0 Units
Why this number
- ×0.75 Brokerage access suspended; positions intact but unreachable
Pre-33 Gold Coin (Numismatic)
10.0 Coins
Why this number
- ×1.15 Held outright: no custodian, nothing to freeze
Residential Real Estate
1.0 Units
Why this number
- ×1.15 Held outright: no custodian, nothing to freeze
Junk Silver (90% Face $)
165.88 $ Face Value
Why this number
- ×1.15 Held outright: no custodian, nothing to freeze